Two Large Ruby-Red Cocktails

by Gaz Regan · Saturday, March 8th, 2014 · Quotes

Two Large Ruby-Red Cocktails

“He took a Cold Plunge, rubbed some Pepper Sauce in his Hair, drank a Quart of Hot Water, gargled a Patent Preparation warranted to kill the forty modern fablesMaroon Taste, and by that Time he was able to look at his Watch and realize that nobody in the whole World truly Loved him. He did not seem to have any keen Craving for Breakfast, so he drank two large ruby-red Cocktails, smelling like Furniture Polish, just as an Appetizer.”  Forty Modern Fables by George Ade.  Published by R. H. Russell, 1901.

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