Eleven Reasons that Lists are So Popular

by Gaz Regan · Friday, March 21st, 2014 · Mindful Bartending

Eleven Reasons that Lists are So Popular

1.     Lists are nothing more than sentences that don’t need paragraphs in order to survive.
2.    Sometimes lists get out of order
3.    This item, for instance, should be number 7, but it pushed its way up to third place.
4.    Number four is a good place on any list cos it doesn’t have to justify being in the top three, but it’s obvious that it’s a pretty important point.
5.    This item usually follows number four, but it’s been known to slack off and fall to the 8th or even 9th position.
6.    This item is sometimes known as half-a-dozen
7.    Number seven and number eleven are used in rhymes like a match made in heaven.
8.    Are you beginning to see a pattern?
9.    Is it a flower vase or two heads looking at each other?
10.    Time to stop reading lists and go back to work.
11.    I said GO BACK TO WORK

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